Today's observations:
1) Green peppers ruin things. People say they don't taste. They're wrong.
2) Low-rise pants don't work well on women who have birthed children. I'm getting sick of this "muffin-top" business. You look fine from the front and then you see the back side and ouch. That's just wrong.
3) Words on the butt of pants on women over the age of 12 is wrong. Unless you're laying on your couch, watching a good Real World marathon, eating something chocolatey or carby, keep 'em at home. I don't need to read your ass. Especially not in line at the coffee shop.
I don't know if anyone will even see this blog, but it's fun to write everything down that's on my mind. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
